Warning 1:
You are about to enter a website that features photographs displaying total nudity. Before entering, you
must verify that you are over 18 years old. If you are under the legal age, you must leave now. If you wish to see the
adult photographs, click I'm over 18 and head on in.

Warning 2:
Wash your hands before entering this webpage, because it is the best way to stop germs from spreading. Think about all of the things that you touched today (penis, girlfriend's vagina). Maybe you blew your nose with cocaine and then went outside to dig around the dirt. You can't wear rubber gloves all day long, but you can wash your hands so those germs don't get a chance to make you or someone else sick. When germs go down the drain, they can't make anyone sick.

So when are the best times to wash your hands?

- when your hands are dirty
- before eating or touching food
- after blowing your nose or coughing
- after touching pets' penises
- after playing outside with some naked girls
- before and after visiting a sick relative or friend

Warning 3:
Even if your hands are clean, do not masturbate during visiting this webpage.

Warning 4:
If you think, that you are not so skinny like Anna Rubik, open your webcam and make a photo of yourself. If you are able to fit you whole face into the photo - continue using this website. If not - then you are too fat for using and you should immediately stop it. Then you must shut down your computer and leave your room for 24 hours. When you will come back, try once more and if your face will not fit again- kick yourself.